((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
That otp that you ship every way like brotp, qpotp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again
Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?
I NEED THIS
I like this. Can I please have it?
These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:
and bags like this:
If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them.
I have a passport cover from them that says “Not that I ever go anywhere.”
Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing ever.
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
take a quiz on the intelligences here!!
This girl came up to me today and asked for my number. I told her nah I wasn’t interested AND SHE FUCKING CALLED ME A MISOGYNIST and I’m just like “YA I’m gay and don’t want anything to do with you” and she got so angry about how she deserves respect and how…
"You no study, you play with Pebbles"