first I strap on my heelys, then I fuck your bitch


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Oct 22, 2014
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great gatsby deleted scene

((playing wii sports with gatsby))

nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate


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Oct 22, 2014
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justroyai:

lecterlucifer:

That otp that you ship every way like brotp, qpotp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again

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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:49 am
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hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:48 am
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levis-short-ass:

jarofmud:

I’m sorry

No you’re not

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Oct 22, 2014
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geekyangie:

kevalis:

zoefell:

andkatiemakesfive:

strawberrypatty:

spastasmagoria:

doctor-wholmes:

porrims-voluptuous-booty:

ekila:

…what?

that’s fantastic

Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?

I NEED THIS

I like this. Can I please have it?

These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:

and bags like this:


If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them. 

I have a passport cover from them that says “Not that I ever go anywhere.”

Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing ever.

geekyangie:

kevalis:

zoefell:

andkatiemakesfive:

strawberrypatty:

spastasmagoria:

doctor-wholmes:

porrims-voluptuous-booty:

ekila:

…what?

that’s fantastic

Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?

I NEED THIS

I like this. Can I please have it?

These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:

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and bags like this:

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If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them. 

I have a passport cover from them that says “Not that I ever go anywhere.”

Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing ever.

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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:47 am
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operationfailure:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.

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Oct 22, 2014
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taekwoonahh:

escalusia:

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

There’s 9 Types of Intelligence, just remember that and if anyone tells you otherwise, just shove with picture in their face

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take a quiz on the intelligences here!!

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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:45 am
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findsomethingtofightfor:

almostperfectalibi:

*whispers* Bechdel pass. See how easy?

It is legitimately sad that so many movies don’t pass that test because it is literally this easy.

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Oct 22, 2014
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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:44 am
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darlingdormer:

Natalie Dormer on ‘Live with Kelly and Michael’; Oct 23 2013

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Oct 22, 2014
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nayx:

chrisdoesntevencant:

This girl came up to me today and asked for my number. I told her nah I wasn’t interested AND SHE FUCKING CALLED ME A MISOGYNIST and I’m just like “YA I’m gay and don’t want anything to do with you” and she got so angry about how she deserves respect and how…


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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:37 am
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awwww-cute:

"You no study, you play with Pebbles"

awwww-cute:

"You no study, you play with Pebbles"


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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:32 am
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Actual book canon.

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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:31 am
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Oct 22, 2014
@ 9:29 am
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thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

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